Thank you for preemptively declining to be on the Editorial Board. It is true that the Editorial Board--or as we privileged members call it, the Showboat--has grown wildly and is now an unwieldy bunch of hooligans (no offense to any particular Board members--you know who you are).
So it is with great relief that I accept your declension (I admit that I'm probably using that word improperly). I hope you are not worried that I have just accepted something. Our founding principle at JofUR is to reject all submissions. Other things (such as subscriptions) are gladly accepted.
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection